BB

Maybe you could wrap it in that "Day-Glo" duct tape that's available at a few outlets?

I have seen some "prettified" tuners that might meet your need for garrishocity. One of the dulcimer dealers had a few at his booth at Winfield last year. They didn't glow in the dark, but there were some pretty glaring colors. Only problem is, they seemed all to be the "bare bones" type without adjustable pitch, and a few fixed notes only. Sorry I wasn't impressed enough to note a brand name.

John