Dear guest:

In keeping with my most respected friend Jed's desire that hate and rage be less frequently displayed on the forum, I would like to invite yo to consider the possibility of placing your world view in a more secure and less vulnerable, less-exposed position. I am sure this will be of value and help to you as you continue to deal with the momentous --not to say overwhelming -- issues which make up your inner landscape. I am willing to provide detailed instructions should you require them; to begin with, I would be gratified to know that you have located and are in communication with a competent chiropractor who is skilled at rectifying contortion-provoked subluxations and remedying conditions such as 270-degree reverse scoliosis and cranial-GI displacement. Do let me know, my friend, and we can proceed to the rest of this program, which I am sure will bring great improvement and satisfaction to our relationship.

Sincerely yours,

Amos