To the tune of "Feed the Birds" - with apologies to troll - who is not a "troll" in the internet sense.

Feed the trolls, tuppence a flame...
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a flame!
Feed the trolls, tuppence a flame!
Tuppence...
Tuppence...
tuppence a flame!

All around the whole forum
the guests and mudcatters
are at one another's throats...

And though you can't hear them...
you know someone's laughing
Because they thought it was a joke!

tho' the words
are blatent and crude
just respond;
they're trolling for you!

Feed the trolls, tuppence a flame...
Tuppence...
tuppence...
tuppence a flame!