Shhhhh... What was that? Shhhhhh... There it is again. Oh, it's someone knocking on the door. Hey, Doug, want me to get it fir ya, Pal?"

(Bobert opens the door and there stand to uniformed soldiers. Hmmmm?)

Hey, Dougie, couple of guys out here want to talk with you. Ahhh, bring your toothbrush... Doug? Yo, Dougie...

Bobert

ps... Real easy to say you'd go when you know they wouldn't take you...

pps... Dylan: Are you in the reserves? If so, you may *have* to go unless you're willing to accept the consequences. Aren't there some alternative services you could do other than be part of an invasion?