Well, danged. Stop the presses! Get Ripley on the line! The dreaded GUEST has taken up a handle. Say it ain't so....

Well, Hated Guest, welcome to the Catbox. As all new memebrs I'd like to give you the usual precautions about being up on your shots and all, but you know that allready.

Well, shucks, ahhh... Mind if I just refer to you as HG, for Hated Guest? I mean, it seem purdy civilized.

Click (the sound of Bobert's heels as he jumps into the air and clicks his heals in exuberance to have GUEST become, ahhhhh, half a member? No. A member with half a name? No.)

Well, danged if I know. But this is progress...

Bobert