The Mudcat Hat should, obviously, be one that looks like an open fishmouth (catfish) on top and sits on your head sort of like a cross between the Pope's hat and the Burger King Crown they hand out to kids! And then Mudcat could apply to be recognized as a religion and we'd never pay any taxes. Also, as the ongoing movement to let religions get government subsidies come to a positive conclusion, (as soon as the Supreme Court OKs it) we can get all kinds of government cash with no tax to pay at all!!

How 'bout it Max??

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