The Menhir's Organ consists of a quarter-mile circle ringed with giant stone forms, the shape of which is vaguely reminiscent of something in your imagination. It is played by gauchos who gallop around the inside of the circle swinging bolos and at carefully orchestrated intervals, letting one end fly against the giant rounded base of the correct menhir.

It produces mystic basso profundo resonating renditions of "Are You Lonely Tonight" and "You Are So Beautiful to Meeee" that disappear below the range of human hearing but have been known to produce regularly spaced crop circles for miles around in the surrounding countryside.

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