the dreaded AOLian Harp---a bunch of windbags, loosely tied together with colorful banners, which, when squeezed hard enough, will emit whining noises punctuated by bursts of a little voice intoning.."You've got ^MAIL"

(I will post pictures soon of a couple of real, innovative instruments.....the monitor kazoo, and the Cantar)...and just for good measure, a genuine, rare German Steüssel from before WWII..)