Hold everything here bucakaroos and buckarettes! I just found a bottle of French dressing in my own refrigerator with a 3003 expiration date and it came from (drum roll) Wal-Mart. (Don't gimme no shit about shopping at Wal-Mart. Save it for another thread.) Does this open up a whole new can of worms, or what?
Nah! Some dumbass in a packing plant probably doesn't know how to set the dating machine. Anyway, why'd they wanna make salad dressing last for a thousand years? Probably won't be any lettuce around by then. I don't think French dressing is any good on Soylent Green.