Hey Group.......Now some of y'all may not know or have forgotten that the condom idea came up before. Paw, Cletus and the Reg boys all had jobs there until Reg accidently opened the wrong valve causing a minor explosion and coating Reg with latex. They peeled it off him and the Reg boys went out and bought plaster of Paris and used the latex mold to make a statue of themselves which they donated to the town. Understandably the town was not impressed and placed it at the edge of the woods on the ridge where the buzzards nest. It now stand as mute testimony to the amount of shit produced in 3 months by one buzzard colony.

The factory is almost repaired now and the boys will all be back at work in a week or so. However, we are moving Reg and Reg to the R&D department as testers and Reg is going to the Quality Control department since his endurance is without peer as we found following the Barcalounger incident.

Also, we have several other models in the works which are not mentioned in the post above. The Fielding model has East Indian rosewood ribs with MOP inlay and an abalone rosette at the tip. This is causing much pain among our R&D testers so it's introduction may be even more delayed. I now also have the Banjer model with a 5th string added down the side and "General F****P along the top. The only stars I can locate are riveted types and I fear this too will cause some pain so I'm still searching.

We are hoping every 'Catter has their own model so any suggestions are appreciated.

catspaw