Better make the Banjer Model with real small print or most of us won't get past the Gen or 1 fret into that fifth string.

Let's all try to visualize Seed's bowler...Can you see a small group of folks wearing such a brain bucket in a public place? Why, we'd be the envy of folks from miles around!!! Even the folks at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, both East AND West coast facilities, would gape in awe. (or is that disbelief?)