I started a company a few years ago called 'Perverted INK', worked out of a bar and sold cards for a quarter on V. day using bar napkins. It was anything goes.
Men to women-
Roses are red, violets are blue Come on baby, I got a big stiffy for you.
Flowers are pretty, flowers are sweet, Rub my belly, you get a pound of meat.
Women to men-
Roses are red, violets are blue, tonight you can lick me through and through.
Looking at you makes me break into a sweat Thinking of you, really makes me wet.
Ok I think you get the picture, need I go on? (this is a tamed example!) Peace. Rustic