Sorry Kat, I didn't see it...

Thanks, Alice, and fir helping this ol' hillbilly out with this stuff, a ****special**** Happy Vaentine's Day to you.

But (... the bobert looks down at his feet as his ears grow roset red...) I didn't think this was really about the birds and the bees stuff.

Speakin' of the birds and bees, like when I hooked up with the P-Vine (no, no... read on...) well she had grown up way out in the country with chickens and pigs and all them farm animal things and well,... I hadn't.

yeah, my old amn took me out for the "talk" but I didn't come away from the "talk" knowin' anything more than before the "talk'.

So I figured when I hooked up with the P-Vine that all those things that I missed in school would fall into place as I became a, ahhhh, more worldly man. Right?

Wrong.

This ol' gal has three sons and doesn't have a clue where they came from...

Well, so here tonight I'z just stratin' to get to know what the rest of the world all ready knows and now I learn that Vaentine's Day is about birds mating! That is progress! Still not too sure how they do it.... but, geeeze, it's their business. Right?

Happy Valentines Day, Alice, but please don't sent me a blue clicky on birds mating procedures....

Bobert