Today I took my treasured Chicago Bulls 3-peat hat and covered it with plastic and duct tape. I don't feel any safer but I did stay dry when I went out in the rain today. The Chicago Bulls are a terrible team right now. If they ever do get better, I'll remove the duct tape and the plastic covering.
Any other ideas out there for ways to used D-tape and plastic bags would be appreciated. Maybe a jock strap made o' the stuff???