Seems to me that this vizqueen and duktape deal iz just a little sidetrip organized by the powers that be to put off the inevitable bending over and kissin yore ass goodbye.
Kissin' yore own ass goodbye iz dang near impossible to all but a few seleck fakirs and circus geeks, so they hev give us sumpin' to tide us over before we got to get to work on thet prospeck ef them germs and other creechurs is let loose. (I hev wondered why they ain't ben loosed yet,in fack, it seams odd thet they ain't already done sum more of it. Mebbe they ain't none attar all...I dont no...) O' corse when we duktape the Bobertz over in the Burg now, we iz actually doin' him a great favor, which iz whut I hev sed all along...ain't that so Boberdz?