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Thread #56712   Message #892224
Posted By: beadie
17-Feb-03 - 01:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: And yet another use for duct tape...
Subject: RE: BS: And yet another use for duct tape...
FLASH!

Homeland Security Sec. Ridge announced a progression from Code Orange to Code Grey.

This signifies that the government has received confirmation that Wal-Mart has run out of duct tape.