Sorry I'm a bit distracted... I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Did you know you've got 206 bones in your body? Want one more?

That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

(lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles... and even farther for that thing you can do with your tongue.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Well, I don't really care but my crotch would like to buy you a drink.

Wanna come over to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex?... Because I can sure see myself in them.