Well I think Lady McMoo's takes quite some beating:

Says she (at a noisy gig) in very measured precise language (I had long curly black hair in those days and perhaps looked a bit "ethnic"):

"HOW....LONG....HAVE....YOU....BEEN....OVER....HERE...?"

Me (straightfaced):

"Oh...about 26 years...!"

It went surprisingly well after that (just about 25 years ago)!!!!


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