I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

That's pretty humorous satire there, GUEST. Does that mean that you're not the GUEST that I think you are? Because the GUEST that I think you are has no sense of humor. Or are you the GUEST that I think you are and you've grown a sense of humor? Or maybe you're the GUEST that I think you are and your meds are working exceptionally well today. Or maybe you're confused too, and don't know whether or not you're the GUEST that I think you are either. In fact, you may not even know whether or not you're the GUEST that you think you are. Did it ever occur to you that you might actually be one of the other GUESTs that hang around here? Scary, huh?

Bruce