Think my son is practising (aged 3) cos when he came into our room yesterday he looked casually across the bed and said "Ooh I like your boobies!"
Don't remember Geoff being quite so direct!! There have over the years been a number of chat up lines on the same subject though eg "Those look heavy can I hold them for you!"
" Do we get meat and veg with those?"
Don't really work as chat up lines.
Got together with my first husband at a party two years after we had originally met - his line was (as he walked in the room) "God I've missed you. " and kissed me. I was so taken aback that I did talk to him and eventually married him.