C-Flat...in your case, remove all the little metal strips (frets), fill in the holes with matching rosewood or ebony wood filler, then sand the entire top of the neck (fingerboard) real smmmmmoooooth, go to the office supply store and buy some 1/2" "smiley face" stickers to use for those dot-markers, place one every inch on the top of the neck (fingerboard). Then brush paint the guitar with at least three heavy coats of the best grade of exterior house paint (a bright color will be so nice). Restring the instrument (after it drys) with all 6th strings (.056) and tighten all the strings 'til you think they are about to break, take all the little pills your therapist gave you, sit down in a corner somewhere and play with yourself 'cause your guitar will as fucked up as you are. Have Fun!