My old Lurcher was a bad thief.

He stole The Christmas Turkey once.

Ice cream from childrens hands,
bags of flour,
sugar,
Food from peoples shopping bags,
raisins,
pasta,
chip pans full of lard (oh how he loved cold lard)
My Juggling cubes
Mogadon sleeping tablets

Things hit rock bottom when he got an ENTIRE bar of ex-lax laxative chocolate.