Attention people of Iraq:

We, the anti-war protestors of America, after declaring ourselves to be in the majority and righteous above all others, regardless of what our elected officials are attempting to do, do hereby declare that for your own good, no help will be forthcoming in the form of an attempt to cause a change of your regime.

We have decided that our bloodthirsty military is targeting millions of you with thousands of bombs aimed directly at you instead of military targets. We will not let this happen.

You must hereby quit whining and rise up and defeat your brutal regime on your own while we hold our military in check, that is, if you want a regime change. We are not convinced that you really want a regime change because we don't see anyone marching there with posters saying anything derogatory about Saddam Hussein. Good luck.

Now, where were we? Oh yes. Every body sing: "We will over come, We will over come." (repeat this over and over to drown out any screams of children young and old people being raped tortured, mutilated, soaked in acid, eyes being gouged out, limbs being amputated or just plain being murdered)


Old Guy