...learn all the verses to I'm My Own Grandpa, and they tell me that you know 'em all!"

She blushed a beet red. It had been a lifetime ago that she was into such sordid things. She was a different person then... wasn't she? And yet, she felt that all-too-familiar tug in her heart, and blurted out "I'll even teach you the Grandma version."

They stared silently at each other for an almost endless moment. Their bodies came closeer together, and they...