Well, you won't find squid in many chippies over here, Q!

As for clarifying dripping , shame - the impurities are the best bit. Wholefood!

I'd miss Cod - though Rock Salmon (which is really dogfish, a small shark) isn't bad.

Or we could follow the lead of the chippie in London Zoo:

"We now have state-of-the-art frying range to produce high quality freshly battered fillets of fish, and crisp fresh-cut thick chips.

Serving Hoki fillets rather than Cod or Haddock, because (believe it or not) both fish are now listed on the Endangered Species List as they are being over fished and numbers are in decline around the world!"