Well, I do declare! After what you said, Murray, I was afraid that I was running a porn site, (LOL, Bill D) but no, I'm very genteel. My hotel/motel/bed and breakfast is just top of the line, honey.
This is what I can offer you: (Note that we offer daily maid service (a new concept) and that our beds are VERY large)
Air Conditioning Daily Maid Service Cable TV in All Rooms Complimentary coffee and doughnuts served each morning Rooms have Twin or Double Beds, sleeping from one to six persons Family & Group Rates Available Modern Apartments & Efficiencies Refrigerators in All Rooms Outdoor Showers for before and after checkout Complimentary Beach Tags