Seeds,Lots of seeds, there were Aseeds, and Bseeds. packages all over the place. This Stinky was into the pinky seeds. I pick up a package, it says:

BSEED or not to BSEED, Just Chuck them on the ground and rub them with your Kratzy Kat. (?) I don't know if you boil 'em or smoke 'em. So I dropped them.

Then I went to the fridge, looking for something for my head. Hey, Duff beer. So I pull one out, and pop the top. (Glug Glug) (Chug a glug)

I get a buzz on my belt. Wow! Great beer (burp!) The buzzing won't stop, oh shit, it's my pager.

I fumble around and find the pager. Press the button, and a message appears (alpha pager, ok?)

"Follow the tipper" was all it said.

Tipper? What to heck is a tipper, oh yeah, the stick thingie that you play the B O H - R A N with.

So I head for the door, at last a clue in this caper.

(Sort of reminds me of the old Bell case. Some ding dong copped all the copper clappers at the club, but that's another story.)