Here's some alternatives to "In God We Trust" (tongue planted firmly in cheek).

I believe this one deserves special mention:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Political Correctness Movement, and to the Liberals for which it stands, One nation, under Atheism, Divisible, with Tyranny and Injustice for all".

Y'know, I'm really GLAD my ancestors moved north of the border long ago! Best wishes (not to be confused with them darned 'blessings') to all.

daylia