I was in a small city when this happened, actually (really, truly!) having lunch with the mayor.

The Feds let the local cops know that they were gonna bust three local stores and wanted help. The mayor and the police chief discussed it and detailed one (1) local cop to the thing. Both thought it stupid, since (and his honor pointed out) you can turn both Coke cans and toilet paper cores in bongs, and Zig-Zags are sold in 'most all convenience stores. I just wondered, but didn't ask, the mayor how he knew that a Coke can could be so used.....

Ashcroft and Justice is gonna get a LOT of these raids kicked out of court...and look stupid because of it.