Additional third verse written by Susan Kelly to complement the original two:

All the naughty men who come out from this pub each night
Are like putty in me hands I'll have know
I takes 'em by the arm & leans 'em up against the wall
And then I frisks 'em down from 'ead to toe
I asks 'em would they like to do some time
When they say yes I say your place or mine