The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #57244   Message #902853
Posted By: Abby Sale
03-Mar-03 - 09:42 PM
Thread Name: songs about disabilities
Subject: RE: songs about disabilities
How about...

Man: "How long have you been in a wheelchair?"
Me (You): "About 5 foot 9."

Man: "How long have you been in a wheelchair?"
Me (You): "Since I sat down."

Man: "How long have you been in a wheelchair?"
Me (You): "Just about a week. Just got it from Wheelchairs R Us. Got titanium axles, full camber, CB radio and a built-in dart gun right over here. What do you think of it?   Oh, real sorry about your foot! I guess I'm still getting used to the way it handles - I'm crippled, you know; not too good at steering. Any other questions?"