I am laughing so hard!

Tim Jaques - it is "Sweet Loretta MARTIN" (my college roommate was nicknamed Loretta Martin and we still call her that).

Matthew B - It is definitely "movin' in"

My biggest faux pas was that for 10 years or more I thought that line in the Simon and Garfunkel song, "Kodachrome" was "Momma, don't take my colored phone away." Duh to me.

I had a friend who had recently arrived from Syrian (actually Armenian) without much English. He was singing with an American band and thought the song "Night moves" was actually "Night Moose!"