1. Fill jug with beer.
2. Put lips around mouth of jug and raise jug until you taste beer.
3. Start swallowing until thirst is temporarily quenched.
4. If jug becomes empty go to 1.
5. Lower jug for a while and put it on table.
6. When thirst returns go to 2.
7. Eventually - fall asleep.

Seriously - Tim Walker of "The Sadie Green Sales" Ragtime Jug Band, plays a mean jug. They have a site here or you can e-mail them here.