I've been a bulb-changer for many a year,
With GE's and Sylvania's I've ranged far and near.
But with compact florescents bein' sold at each store,
Soon there'll be no bulb-changers, no never, no more!
    And it's no, nay, never
    No, nay, never, no more
    Will there be lightbulb-changers
    No, never, no more!