Sorch:

Now I know that Iz been a pain in the butt over this war stuff. And, heck, you might not even want my sanil-mail address other than to send me an envelope full of dead bugs and stuff. And I'z not even sure Iz in your address book, fir that matter, but if you want this ol' hillbilly's address, I'll PM it to ya". But no dead stuff, please...

Awww, jus funnin', I know you wouldn't send me no dead stuff but I gotta nice tape 'round her from ya'

the Bobert