I'm beginning to actually believe in the theory I put up, that Dratted Guest is really working for a secret US government organisation that might be called the Conspiracy Invention Agency, which exists to try to drown the evidence for real conspiracies, by propagating ones intended to drown them out.

The idea being to make people sceptical of the whole idea that we are being consistently lied to by our leaders, which on the evidence of history is pretty consistently true.