Me and Bill Haley are having a good laugh up here in rockabilly heaven. Anybody with $15.00 can be inducted into The Rockabilly Hall Of Fame. Accounting for inflation, that would have been about $3.75 on the day I died.

Ol' Cranky can tell y'all that neither he nor his friend paid the $15.00 for his induction. And some of you will believe him. In the land of the free and home of the brave, it's your right to believe what you want.

I'm particularly impressed with the "fact" that Ol' Cranky's friend invented rockabilly and that Cranky himself was the first to record it. Me and old Bill Haley ain't got nothing on Cranky and his friend.
Sir, up here in rockabilly heaven, we are in awe of you. If you ever make it up here, we'll have us a little jam session.