The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #57277   Message #905706
Posted By: Bobert
09-Mar-03 - 12:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: Feds Bust Bong Sellers
Subject: RE: BS: Feds Bust Bong Sellers
Well, Iz here to say that I went up to the neighbors tonight with my guitar, a slide and 3 beers in a bag.

Well, was it my idea to bring out the hard stuff? Heck no... They brought it out and, well, since real pipes are *outlawed*, we had to make a pipe out of a beer can... Ahhh, so we did. Glad we weren't busted by Johnny Ashcroft for havin' a pipe made out of a beer can! Whew! Like real terrorism here!

Ahhhh, like anyone ever think about why it is that any frat boy, GWB hisself, can go out drunk out of their gords drivin' on the highways killin' folks and if I smoke a little pot, Mr. Ashcroft wants to send my butt off for 99?

Bobert