I apologize Bobert. Looking over this thread, it appears it was Bee Dubya Ell who first called our GUEST an Asshole. It appears you've been falsely accused.

When Ashcroft sends you to prison for 99 years, I will recommend leniency in the interest of justice. But you can get a substantial reduction in the remaining 66 years if you'll give up your supplier.

Ha ha, just kidding! I already know who they are. I just access the secret internet server, and with a quick search I get the name of every person in the United States who bought a beer can in the last six months.

I'm gonna have to start mass producing Custody Reports!