Neighborhood Watch in the War on Terrorists

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

Have the handgun, rifle or other weapon of choice at the ready, in the event
you are called upon to defend yourself.

Then, since the Taliban ALSO does not approve of non-religious music, please
open all doors and windows and put on Ozzie Osbourne's "Bark At The Moon" at
maximum volumne.

When the Taliban minions come pouring out of their homes to flee your
neigborhood, please use your aforementioned "weapon of choice" to defend
yourselves.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless
America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON