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Thread #57579   Message #905960
Posted By: leprechaun
09-Mar-03 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: neighborhood watch on terror
Subject: RE: BS: neighborhood watch on terror
I don't think this strategy goes far enough. Al Qaida could just pass out opaque contact lenses to all their operatives, and lots of terrorists could slip through the net. A better plan would be to send bathroom monitors into every house, and make sure all loyal Americans are wiping their butts with both hands. Anybody who insists on using only their left hand would obviously be a terrorist.