Do your balls hang low, Can you swing them to and fro, Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do you get a funny feeling When you bang'm on the ceiling? Oh you'll never make a soldier 'til your balls hang low.

Do they itch when it's hot? Can you put them in a pot? Do they clink when you talk? Do they jingle when you walk? Can you sling them o'er you shoulder like a rotten bloody soldier? Oh you'll never make a soldier 'til your balls hang low.

Learned from my late father, a pre-hostilities WWII conscript.

Regards

Walrus