DougR you must be finding it pretty tough following your leader now he's demeaned himself to the point of putting a middle-east settlement back on the agenda! Much more of this talking and he might find he can manage without a war at all. I mean how far can you go, brainlessly following a guy like that? I think you need to draw a line in the sand.

If you do have to miss out on the excitement - field hospitals filled with the smell of burnt flesh and carbolic and the screams of amputees (all mere foreigners you would hope); endless mini-wars breaking out around the edges; Turkey and Iran immeasurably strengthened by the blitzkrieg on their neighbour, and of course a squalid race to grab the oil - I'm sure we'll all rally round to cheer you up.