The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #1617   Message #910366
Posted By: Joe_F
14-Mar-03 - 07:01 PM
Thread Name: Lyr: Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Subject: RE: Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
"What's that on your lip, honey?"
"No, it's snot, honey."

And, for dessert:

Old Mr Kelly
Had a pimple on his belly.
His wife cut it off,
And it tasted like jelly.