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Thread #57773   Message #910460
Posted By: michaelr
14-Mar-03 - 10:11 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Risque St Pat's song
Subject: Lyr Req: Risque St Pat's song
CAUTION -- some may find this offensive.

Today I heard a song on the radio that was funny in a crude kind of way. It began with the singer's claim that "this song is very old, and has been passed down from generation to generation, to the young men coming of age." It turned out to be an admonishment, sung in a goofy Irish accent, not to try to make love to one's woman at that special time of the month. Some fragments I recall:

don't try to sample the fruit of her loins
all it'll taste like is old rusty coins

-- and ...don't be a fool
you'll just wind up with a bloody oul' tool

-- and praise to St Patrick, bless the shamrock
thank the good lord you don't bleed from yer cock

-- with the chorus going something like:
...roll out of bed,
and go down to the oul' pub instead

Any clues?