Does anybody remember this:

Four thousand pounds a day me lads, and the Yatch Brittania too(Br)
A couple of planes and a fleet of cars, oh what am I to do,(Br)
It's such a job to make ends meet, I'm greying day by day. (Br)
Bringing up a family upon a Monarch's pay.(P)

We had a do for Charlie, when he was 21,(Br)
His party at Cannarvon, it cost me quite a bomb. (Br)
Itwasn't all the boozing that made the image crack,
But going to the pub next day to take the empties back! (P)

To the tune of Four pence a day.