Bobert, you need to get one of those birds of prey silhouettes to put on your glass door so no more birds brain themselves against it. (Bird brains, right?)

Spaw, did your cat have a favorite place to hang out, or a favorite window view? Perhaps a suitable burial site in the range of one of these places, then coming into the house for cookies and milk (or a nice can of tuna) will launch him properly. Most recent cat burial in our family ended up being at the base of the tree he liked best to climb.

SRS