And while the astronaut's finger scooted towards one end of the room, the astronaut flew at a slightly slower pace in the opposite direction. But, his body was accelerating because of the jetstream of blood gushing from his hand. The blood hung in mid-air, slowly forming floating globules which coalesced due to the force of their own gravity.
This horrific sight caused our astronaut to fill the helmet of his suit with bile. This was not going to be a good day!