Bobert kissed the teacher
He's a bird
Tiptoed up to reach her
What a bird
Now he's the teachers pet now
What a dog
Gettin' what he can get now
What a dog
Yeah, Bobert kissed the teacher
Now he's trying to get my baby
He's a bird dog!

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Nah, that weren't me, Jerry. I didn't do it. Well, as I recollect the teacher kissed me. That's my story and Iz sticken to it unless someone has any photographs...

Bobert