Hey mushmelon brothers- here's a song for your bebut

I came home the other night, as drunk as I could be,
Saw this head on the pillow, where my head ought to be.
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me!
What's this head doin' on the pillow where my head ought to be?
Well, you old fool, you blind fool, can't you plainly see, it's nothing but a mushmellon that my mama gave to me.
I've traveled this wide world over, 10,000 miles or more, but a mustache on a mushmelon, I never did see before.
[The Weavers]

Bobert, good story. Spaw sorry to hear about your pussy(cat)Seriously, I know how hard it is to lose one of the family. Tough stuff.
I just had one of my dogs in the hospital for four days and four hundred dollars later,from eating deer bones. Plugged her up real good. Thought she was a goner but ah, what wonders a few good enema's will do! If I would have only know I would have used a good old garden hose! (smile)
Peace. Rustic